Thanks for this nifty little post about how Zero was an artificial plant, not a native of our culture.
If I recall, his bowling was as pathetic as his first pitch.
This reminds me of those old WWII movies, where English-speaking Germans adopted the tactic of donning American uniforms to deliver false orders and other forms of espionage.
Crafty GIs would defeat their nefarious schemes by asking them questions only a REAL AMERICAN would know the answers to (like: “Who are you rooting for in the World Series?”).
Unfortunately, Americans in 2008 and 2012 were not so crafty.
Of course, Republicans were almost as bad ... nominating NoName and Mittzy. (How could we be so stupid? Trump/Q+/Q has truly awakened America!)
he had a sweet jump shot tho. As long as he appealed to the Basketball Americans was all he cared about.