“Like most horses he goes as we ride. But when you got him running fast he would continually audibly fart. “
My wife was around horses all her life but I never was.
It was out 4th or 5th date and she took me on a trial ride. Both of our horses were farting up a storm. I was cracking up.
25 years later helping her muck out the barn and hearing them fart is nothing.
Cue Seinfeld...”Beefarino.”
IIRC There’s a story of President Reagan going riding with Queen Elizabeth. Though an old hand when the horse he was riding farted loudly he apologized, whereupon the Queen said it was okay, as she first thought it was the horse anyway.