Cat food can be quite expensive. I'd go with chicken thighs. You can get a family size pack for about $3. They taste a lot better too.
And instead of saltines, go with those big 5 pound bags of peanuts. Peanuts are more filling and pack way more nutrition.
So chicken and peanuts! Now that's a much tastier retirement. And throw those peanut shells to the floor. You are retired now. Who you trying to impress?
Who you trying to impress?
10 lb bag of chicken quarters = 50 cents a pound.
Meow Mix canned cat food = $2.88 a pound.