Subject: In-town pool report #1
Happy Saturday morning from the White House. The motorcade is rolling as of 10:23 a.m. to an undisclosed location. POTUS spotted wearing white golf shirt, red hat.
Subject: In-town pool report #2
The POTUS motorcade arrived at the Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, Va., at 11:05 a.m. after a mostly uneventful drive except when a car appeared to inadvertently get caught in the middle of the motorcade as we were exiting Dulles Access Road. Motorcade stopped briefly but then continued on without incident.
Pool now headed toward our holding location.
He was spotted wearing that dreaded RED hat.
How dastardly, doesn't he know that there is a writer out there, supposed to be famous too, that gets triggered by not just a MAGA hat but by a RED sports hat of any kind.
She says we must STOP wearing this symbol of HATE.
Does he NOT have any compassion for these snowflakes?
I don't usually wear a ball cap but this is driving me to start!