His line from “National Brotherhood Week” is a classic:
Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics
And the Catholics hate the Protestants
And the Hindus hate the Moslems
And everybody hates the Jews.
(Yes, Lehrer was a liberal, but then again I probably would have been a “liberal” then, too, it’s just that the liberals proceeded to take it way too far to the Left, over time)
“It only lasts a week, so have no fear.
Be grateful that it doesn’t last all year.”