“will never run up a legal bill any more costly than defending ourselves against most any other local controversy, as in maybe using the Lemon Law to redress a bad car deal.”
*guffaw*
You’re not really serious, are you?
Your opponent won’t be Aunt Gladys in civil court.
it will be the government in criminal court.
You will NEVER find out who accused you. These will be anonymous calls.
Do you really not remember who Richard Jewel was?
GREAT article here:
http://www.spokesman.com/stories/1996/oct/28/fbi-accused-of-trying-to-trap-jewell-lawyers-say/