I swear they still believe that anyone from W of US Hwy 63 has a prehensile tail and cheated on their driver's license test.
"Best job I never got" was one in what is now a suburb of Milwaukee (but not far enough out to be nice anymore). God takes care of drunks, fools and me.
Thats ridiculous. We all know that you cheated but since at least the 40s Iowans are all disbudded and docked before they leave the nursey.