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To: null and void
About 30 years ago American Airlines made a startling discovery. They determined that eliminating one olive from each passenger’s salad plate would reduce costs by $40,000.

So why stop there? Just remove the seats and cover the floor with hay. Treat the passengers like cattle that will save even more money.

50 posted on 07/29/2019 9:08:17 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: central_va
SHHHHHH!!!!

DON'T give them any ideas!

52 posted on 07/29/2019 9:10:14 AM PDT by null and void (Without the 3 laws, "I, Robot" becomes "Terminator".)
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To: central_va

The passengers that break a leg during take off & and landing you shoot right?


53 posted on 07/29/2019 9:18:05 AM PDT by Reily
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