Posted on 07/22/2019 10:01:47 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
A British woman says she has several love interests, but none of them can hold a candle to Lumiere — a 91-year-old chandelier she plans to marry, according to a report.
Amanda Liberty, 35, who changed her last name from Whittaker during a prior long-distance relationship with the Statue of Liberty, is ready to finally settle down with the light of her life, the Mirror reports.
Liberty, of Leeds, who identifies as an objectum sexual, is putting the spotlight on the little-known attraction to inanimate objects, according to the outlet.
The bride-to-be said she has been in an open relationship with multiple light fixtures, but decided to get hitched to Lumiere, which she regards as female.
She acknowledges that she can’t marry her suspended sweetie in the traditional sense, but insists that her love is valid.
“I’m determined to have this commitment ceremony, to prove that I’m here for Lumiere and that my love is going to last,” she said.
“I restore the chandeliers in my spare time so they can continue to interest people as they like to be the center of attention. That’s what they like and it’s the energy I get from them,” Liberty continued.
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Society is already endorsing those who deny biological sex. There’s a dude getting procedures done to turn into an “Alien”. Why not “I love my light bulbs”?
objectophilia
https://tv.avclub.com/objects-of-their-affection-10-characters-in-love-with-1798244230
ALL mental delusions are now legitimate and it is now “wrong” and in some cases “illegal” to consider or speak of such delusions and the mental health issues they are.
Today, if an absolutely horrible delusion makes you happy, so the mere fact it makes you happy then no one should dare suggest you need any mental health treatment. That is where we are today.
She is declared as the 96th gender, that is, married to a very Old Fart.
The winner !!!
Looks more like a dork dude in drag but, yeah....
So ugly, make a freight train take a dirt road...
Coo!Coo!
What do you call someone who sells chandeliers? A chandelierier?
Anyway, I once dated a crayon named Sienna.
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