Well, then.
a.) Give 'em both a raw T-bone steak.
b.) Spray the obnoxious beasts with a hose.
c.) Drop 'em off in a nice neighborhood far away.
d.) There is an app with a high pitch sound you can get. Only the dogs can hear it. Don't work too good, though, but it might for you.
e.) Move far away.
f.) Get used to it. That's my move. You should hear the bastard dogs in my hood. It's like a symphony when they get goin'.
