Hahahahahaha.
So, I was in class once.
The teacher's all like, "Hey Bag. What's the difference between two eighths and three eighths?"
I said, "That's what I say, honey. What's the F'n difference. You're the teacher, you figure it out. Now get over here and...."
Ohhhhh!!!!!!
here’s a clean one:
Jack & Jill went up the hill
Each one had a quarter.
And when they came down. . .
Jill had 50 cents.
Ohhhh!!!!!