Do you rent pigs?
Thanks for the meme. Yes, I’m a model, but I model exclusively for “Homeless Homesteaders Weekly...We Don’t Deliver to Dumpsters”.
Do you rent pigs?
Well I noticed the cut of your jib, and jive. ;)
You see, "homeless" is a state of mind. After traveling for years I learned to be at home wherever I was at at the time, among many different people, and noticed the different things they valued, and the things that they all were very much alike.
Dumpster? I've moved on from that dump and built a little starter home from the ground up. It has a tile roof, heated flooring, a door, everything you need until you gather enough straw and clay to make bricks for a larger house.
You can learn about how it was done here:
https://youtu.be/P73REgj-3UE 14:08mins CC
63 million views! Not PewDiePie, but not too shabby either since it's just mud pies.
I'm thinking if I can enlarge the kiln, and gather up some sweet clay, I could shape myself a perfect help-meet, throw her in the kiln and fire that thang up! She'd be one hot chick I'll tell you what.
Nice thing is, she wouldn't eat much, say 40,000 words a day, and, if I get tired of her or something falls off, I can just make another one. What could she say?
So, I don't think I'll be needing your magazine, if a homesteader is homeless they're probably too weakly.
So the thing about survival is, it's not the amount of peanut butter and toilet paper you have crammed under your bed, but the knowledge and skills you have tucked in your head, and the state of your mind if there comes a time to use it.
I remain, haffast. Or am I?