...the "megetable," a vegetable made out of meat. And Arby's new megetable, the "Marrot," is exactly what it sounds like: a meat-based carrot that not only tastes like the orange vegetable but has much of its nutritional value.
All they need for the ad campaign is a Moe Howard lookalike who walks up and pokes some droning vegan right in both eyes with a couple of those "marrots" -- followed by James Earl Jones' voice, "we have the meats". Thanks Politically Correct.
Ving Rhames's deep voice is the center of many recent (2015–present) Arby's commercials, with the catchline 'Arby's, we have the meats!'
Not JEJ. He was Darth Vader.