You know what’s not fair? No one asks these historic figures if THEY want to have lunch with the losers who want to have lunch with them!
“Hey, Ghenghis, who are you having lunch with?”
“Some guy named bagster. What about you, Augustus?”
“Someone named Larry. How about you, Cleopatra?”
“A guy named Lazamataz.”
“Better bring a bodyguard!”
Hey, Sonny Rollins would have lunch with a guy named 'real saxophonist', who talked shop with him for 10 minutes in Atlanta years ago.