Ha! Ha! Ha!
Yeah I can’t resist any chance tio advocate easy home-made wine.,
A classmate of mine (alas, now deceased) got into homebrewing back when he and his wife were first living in one of the severely vintage houses in a rural area near here. The basement looked like a Roman ruin built out of rubble stolen from a Greek ruin, it was ideal. He also liked making (and drinking) mead. :^)