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Farmer and a young girl get married on a glorious day.
After the ceremony, they get in the buckboard to go to their new home
On the way, the mule stops to eat some flowers.
The farmer yells: "That's one !"
A little further on, the mule stops to take a dump.
The farmer yells: "That's two!"
A little farther on, the mule just stops and sits down, wont budge, won't go no further.
The farmer yells: "That's three!" and with that gets out of the buckboard with a shot gun and shoots the mule right between the eyes - dead.
New wife screams at the farmer: "Now how are we going to get home?".
The farmer yells: "That's one !".