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To: Lazamataz

Twenty years! When celebrities reach milestones they write tell-all books. Will you write one, and will it have “hit it” in the title?


56 posted on 06/04/2019 7:01:03 AM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: LostInBayport

CNN is becoming more and more of a self-parody site.

I will take their REAL headline, and improve it.

This is their real headline: “Fueled by climate change, Zimbabwe’s erratic harvests cause farmers with HIV to struggle”

This is the improved version: “Trump’s wall is causing a lack of gun control and fueling climate change and homophobia/transphopia. Therefore, Zimbabwe’s erratic harvests are creating food deserts in Chicago, and farmers with HIV are struggling against rampant racism. Socialism and less voting identification is the only answer. Orange man bad.”


57 posted on 06/04/2019 7:01:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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