Article 1. On November 8, 2016, Donald Trump defeated the rightful winner, Hillary Clinton, in the Presidential election.
Article 2. Donald Trump is not nice.
Article 3. We hate Donald Trump.
Article 4. Donald Trump is stupid.
Article 4. Donald Trump is a poopy head.
Wherefore, Donald Trump, by such conduct, warrants
impeachment and trial, and removal from office and disqualification to
hold and enjoy any office of honor, trust, or profit under the United
States.
Article 5. Donald Trump stole FL,NC,PA,OH,MI,IN,WI,IA and the 2nd Congressional District of Maine.
Condensed version:
“Orange man bad, beat her Highness. Destroy!”
Article 5 He’s putting a real crimp on our kickbacks