Police Squad 2.0
"Alright, pay attention to orders. Get out
there and issue as many traffic tickets as you
can. We have to pay for the Policeman's Ball.
"Also, BOLO for President Trump. Arrest him if
you see him."
"On what charge, Sargeant?"
"I don't know. Attempted speeding, maybe."
"Will that hold up in court?"
"Who cares? It's the trial that's important.
We'll find other stuff along the way."
"But, Sarge, if he gets off, we're going to
look like idiots!"
"Worry about that later, O'Toole. No matter
the backlash, we're going to get the President
if it kills CNN. They'll at least go out
with lying colors."
"You mean flying colors?"
"Oh, right."