[Kommodor]

I was an art lover once, but then they threw me out of the museum...

:P

(Oh, and hi everybody, just thought I’d have a peek and see what’s going on in here, wouldn’t want to miss anything fun :)

[Disestablishmentarian]

I was an art lover once, but then they threw me out of the museum...

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Two couples made a mutual pact to give up sex for a year in order to experience the ascetic lifestyle of the saints.

Meeting 6 months later, both couples had to admit they had failed.

The first couple said: "We feel so ashamed, we cannot set foot in church again."

The other couple said: "Wow; that's too bad. The only place we can't go anymore is our neighborhood Kroger."