[circlecity]

Never talk to the sky waitress.

[sport]

You don't mess with flight attendants. I have a friend who was married to one. He said that her car was in the shop and he was driving her to work at TIA. He was pulled over for speeding. When the policewoman got to the window she said,” If you are going to write a tick, go ahead and write it. I am late for work and I don't have time for you to stand here and talk”. He got a ticket. The are half alligator and half crocodile.