Here’s the one Vodka Joke I know.
From Woody Allen:
And the phone rings and a voice on the other end says “How would you like to be this years vodka man?”, and I say “No. I’m an artist, I do not do commercials. I don’t pander. I don’t drink vodka and if I did, I would not drink your product.” He said “Too bad. It pays fifty thousand dollars.” and I said “Hold on. I’ll put Mr. Allen on the phone.”
Hello, this is Mr. Allen.