I'd feel sorry for you, but since you haven't the sense to stop digging, not only don't I, you poor egomaniac, but am laughing my socks off AT you!
I spent decades writing software in arcane programming languages that you probably would not understand and that are not conducive to developing great skills in grammar. I Retired at 56 years old quite (incredibly) comfortably. You can laugh all you want.
I laughed all the way to the bank. Documenting properly was contracted out to the lowest bidder.
They are a dime a dozen.