[fieldmarshaldj]

A coffee drinker is born every day. That's why I only drink fruit punch or tea.

[SunkenCiv]

I've been suckin' down diet soft drinks for years, but have also added in the much cheaper bottled water. This doesn't imply that *all* bottled water is cheap, but as PTB said, there's a sucker born every minute, and two born to take him.