[Leaning Right]

Okay Beto, you seem like a nice guy. So here’s some free advice.

1. Eat more dirt. The amount you ate last time evidently wasn’t enough.*

2. Drop the Hispanic gimmick. It’s just not working. Instead, stake out a new identity, one that hasn’t been taken. May I suggest Asian-American?

3. Learn from the folks who are beating you. Biden gropes. And Bernie is a communist. It’s clear what you must do. Start groping communists.

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* https://www.foxnews.com/politics/beto-orourke-ate-dirt-with-regenerative-powers-after-losing-to-rep-ted-cruz-report

[Bernard]

Drop the Hispanic gimmick. It’s just not working. Instead, stake out a new identity, one that hasn’t been taken. May I suggest Asian-American?

OR, Yiddish. "Beto Juice". He could hire Alec Baldwin to say his new nickname 3 times, then Beto Juice pops out from behind a curtain.

[DAC21]

“Drop the Hispanic gimmick. It’s just not working. Instead, stake out a new identity, one that hasn’t been taken. May I suggest Asian-American?”

To late, not many options left for Robert O’ Dork. Maybe Transgendered?

https://www.yang2020.com