Wait...Your birthday is tomorrow?
My brothers birthday is tomorrow.
He lives in California...
You are not...????
(Calculating the odds...)
Are you extremely handsome (Family resemblance) for a gentleman of a certain age?
And your names both end in...ster....
Why yes I am. OMG!!!! It's YOU!!!
I been missin' you since mom and dad dropped you off at that rest stop outside of Bakersfield.
C'mere, ya big galoot!
#TheSterBoysTogetherAgain