Piers Morgan
****BREAKING**** Andrea Leadsom resigns. Cabinet collapsing.
Piers Morgan
Several dozen? And none of them have come clean on the scam? Time to find the weakest link.
skrrt
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Oi @piersmorgan listen here mate. I have been monitoring you for the past few months and I’ve noticed you are gradually breaking that barrier between wannabe comedian to total cock. Hear me out here, I’ll be outside the London Studio’s tomorrow. 9PM sharp for some fistycuffs
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skrrt
On my way mate @piersmorgan
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skrrt
Cheers mate, had enough of Piers Porgan’s lippy tone, I’m the only man who can put him back in his place.