The flying burrito will probably wind up suing the homeowner.
Si, señor.
Asylum applications from residents of the Northern Triangle and contiguous countries would be filed at refugee processing centers not in the United States. These centers would be established in the Northern Triangle and Mexico.
Modify U.S. law to allow families to be held together up to 100 days in the United States while making their asylum claims up from the current 20 day limit.
500 new immigration judges to reduce the backlog of cases.
Unaccompanied minors (UAC) from Central America would be treated the same as minors from Canada and Mexico. This allows the United States to return all UAC to their country of origin after screening.