I wrote a parody of his song “Without You”, and the lyrics go:
Oh I cannot catch my breath now,
And I’m sure it will be death now,
But I guess that’s the way the story goes....
I always gasp and cough until my apoxia grows,
Oh yes it grows....
I can’t breath,
If breathing is without air,
I can’t breath,
I can’t breath without air,
I CAN’T BREATH,
IF BREATHING IS WITHOUT AIR,
I CAN’T BREATH
I CAN’T BREATH WITHOUT AIR
The irony is that “Without You” was written by the two members of Badfinger that wound up killing themselves.