Actually it’s part of the story of Noah and the ark which got left out of Genesis. The Bible makes it sound like the only people on board the ark were Noah and his family. But Noah had had to get the help of a lawyer to get the building permits, so he let the lawyer and his family on board, but then the lawyer killed and BBQ’d the last unicorn. When Noah found out, the lawyer taunted him, “What are you going to do—sue me?” Instead Noah put the lawyer and his family on a lifeboat which came to ground in Chile.
I would buy that legend if it weren’t for the fact that the lawyer landed in Chile. That’s just silly. Chile doesn’t have a problem with swarms of lawyers eating out everything in Chile.
If the refugee lawyer that Noah put in the boat had landed in North America and on the current California coast and had been the progenitor of millions of lawyers, I would have believed it. As it is, it just isn’t believable.
LOL
That explains the fossilized baby back ribs.