[BenLurkin]

They're small aren't they? A intelligent too, I bet.

[Larry Lucido]

And then the alien anthropologists
Admitted they were still perplexed
But on eliminating every other reason
For our sad demise
They logged the only explanation left
This species has amused itself to death

[no-to-illegals]

Small yes. Less than three feet. Intelligent yes. All of alphabet and math skills beyond doctrine degree and three or less