I was going to say Nately’s whore will now be a self actualized social justice warrior who fights against American hegemony and oppression.
And Major Major Major Major would now be private Major Major Major which wouldn’t seem as weird as him being called LtCol Major Major Major which wasn’t allowed and definitely NOT MajGen Major Major Major.
He would also (probably) change the war to US vs some Africans so he could allow ‘White Supremacists’ to bribe the AF into bombing the African Villages
Maybe he can bring back Robert Byrd D-WV to play the role of the leading Klansman
Kind of like that movie where Cage was the guard for one of the Navajo Talkers and ALL got their panties in a wad when they figured out that the MAIN job for Cage was to ‘shoot the Indian’ rather than let him be captured.
Of course the snowflakes have/had absolutely no idea what the Japs would do to ANYONE they thought may have had some ‘intelligence’, along with their feeling that to surrender put one lower than ‘whale-$hiite’ in the pecking order of survivors.
In their ‘code’, anyone who threw down their arms and surrendered wasn’t worthy of living nor worth the trouble to feed.