Somehow I don't think this was Loretta and Conway.
Posted on 04/16/2019 5:31:11 AM PDT by simpson96
A New Orleans-area woman, who beat up her ex-boyfriend with his own prosthetic leg earlier this year because he tried to break up with her, was arrested last Wednesday, police said.
On Feb. 11, Michelle Jackson, 58, was drinking with her now ex-boyfriend when he told her he wanted to see someone else, Capt. Jason Rivarde said. The man went to sleep without incident but awoke the next morning with an injured hand and a large cut on his head that was dripping blood, The Times-Picayune reported.
Jackson, who had left before authorities arrived, allegedly told a relative she had beat the man with his prosthetic leg and thought she had killed him. The woman allegedly told police that she had stabbed him, but Rivarde said there was no evidence.
U.S. Marshals arrested Jackson in her home Wednesday, New Orleans Fox 8 reported. She was booked into the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center on an aggravated battery charge without bond, the report said.
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maybe she broke it off.
Somehow I don't think this was Loretta and Conway.
Knew there’d be alcohol involved.
Poor guy couldn’t run away from her fast enough.
Stump jumping. A rural southern sport that can be exciting but also very dangerous.
Once, their favorite movie was Footloose, but the relationship was on its last legs when things started going sideways and he told her he wanted to walk. He was putting his foot down and had made a unilateral decision. He woke up kicking himself and recognized that the shoe was on the other foot once she realized he wasn’t humerus and she couldn’t stand him. He learned not to set foot near her and always stay on one’s toes when kicking someone to the curb.
That’s a MAN Baby!
Now I know why it was US Marshals who made the arrest. The local cops were probably scared.
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