[real saxophonist]

Next study: Which music causes a moose to bite my sister. It's okay, Sis, the government is paying us millions of Euros for this.

But what if he actually bites me?

That's okay, we'll get another million Euros to study that.

And what then?

We'll have to submit a report, funded by more Euros.

The moose bit me on my arse and I can't sit!

Well, that's an opportunity for new technology, funded by more Euros.

Bastard!

That horrible word is no longer allowed in our society, the constabulatory has been summoned, and you will be removed.

[mylife]

Constabulary is a funny word, not as funny as Walla Wala or Cucamonga, but funny none the less.

Music for Stilton..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=NFsCbTZ7eLc