Did I tell you that pax has a tendency to exaggerate?
A lot.
I mean, really, a lot.
I am talking stupendous, humongous, superhuman, galactic amounts of exaggeration.
Honest.
However, if there is bacon involved, you best suit up in full body armor if you come to the Dining Car for breakfast.
I am not exaggerating.
WELL!
I *knew* my ears were burning last night but I had no idea just how bad it was!
“...stupendous, humongous, superhuman, galactic amounts of exaggeration“!!!
Why, exit, I would *never* exaggerate!
It’s just my brain!
And, besides, *I’m* not the one who admitted (see quotation above) that he or she exaggerates because why would exit have to deny that he’s exaggerating if he never exaggerates?... just sayin’...
However, blondie, everyone here has learned that exit’s full body armor advice regarding breakfasts with bacon is not exaggerated and is worth remembering, at least it is if you like bacon.
;-)