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To: RedMonqey
Menacing-looking vultures...

Menacing vultures?

On my street, I saw five vultures surround a dead rabbit. As they stood there looking at each other, along came a single crow who swooped in and grabbed the carcas. The vultures did absolutely nothing to stop the crow.

Dumb wimpy vultures.

30 posted on 03/11/2019 6:39:27 PM PDT by FreeReign
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To: FreeReign

The vultures are republicans and the crow is the democrat.

That was easy.


34 posted on 03/11/2019 6:50:15 PM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: FreeReign


"Menacing vultures?”


We're talking about 'suburbanites".

To them, even a rabbit is "menacing' to them. We're lucky they are not calling 911 every hour, on the hour.

I would think New Yorkers would shrug their shoulders and say "I've seen bigger rats than that in my neighborhood"
39 posted on 03/11/2019 6:56:32 PM PDT by RedMonqey ("Those who turn their arms in for plowshares will be doing the plowing for those who didn't.")
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To: FreeReign
"On my street, I saw five vultures surround a dead rabbit.”

I've read somewhere that vultures, despite the "hook” bill they have, cannot open an fresh carcass like, say an eagle or an hawk. They have to wait for the flesh to "mature" and burst it's contents.

That's why the crow snatched the rabbit and the vultures just stood by, dumbfounded.
66 posted on 03/11/2019 8:53:12 PM PDT by RedMonqey ("Those who turn their arms in for plowshares will be doing the plowing for those who didn't.")
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