Bagster I hereby grant permission for you monitor me on all threads, including this one.
I also grant permission to humiliate me with sarcasm and wit at any time and to point out my lack of intelligence at your discretion.
Beep Boop.
All your communications are belong to us.
Psst.. did you know ANYONE can follow a Freeper around our site? That’s right, kids. All you do is go to their homepage and click “n forum” and you too can see every post they’ve made.
Pretty hi-tech spy stuff, huh?