“Hello, my name is Dr. Mani, and while I can’t legally inform you as to whether I actually performed bheroplasty upon Lionel Richie, I wish to perform the public service of telling you that the type of whining and sobbing Mr. Richie is seen enacting on live tv is not at all a recommended activity within 15 months of facial cosmetic surgery. There are many risks of ruining the results the patient paid dearly for, and setting back the payment plan which is very risky for the Lamborghini dealer where I purchased my latest model.”