[Yaelle]

Dang you said it first! But I didn’t see yours! Rofl! (See My above post)

[silent_jonny]

Ah there are two sets of stools, seven each.

Bridezilla is called up on stage and she is in the Shakey Seven.

Evelyn Cormier

And she has to torture us with another song. "Dust in the Wind"--granted, not an up-tempo song, but her version makes me want to jump off a building.

Lionel feigns shock that she is in the Shakey Seven.

Katies says she is a "huge fan of you". That's the equivalent of Paula Abdul's "you look pretty."

Luke says it's just public opinion, don't let it change who you are--even though the public rejected you.

[silent_jonny]

Walker is called out next. And is walked over to the Safe Seven. What?

BS.

Walker Burroughs

[silent_jonny]

Yuck. Did the same spoon go out of Luke's mouth, into Walker's mouth and then into Seacrest's mouth?

Somebody's gonna wake up with a cold sore.

[silent_jonny]

Gay preacher kid is safe. No surprise. He was going to be safe, no matter what the votes said.

Jeremiah Lloyd Harmon

Now he's going to sing an original song. Oh this is the same one he sang at the audition--how he will be rejected by Heaven because of his homosexuality.

Well. You said it. Not us.

[silent_jonny]

Uché

He screams "SHINE LIKE A DIAMOND" over and over. I guess that's a song.

Luke doesn't understand how America can't feel his electricity.

This is a singing competition right?

Correction from Professor Lionel as he walks up to the stage to embrace a weeping Uche: "We are not in the singing business. We are in the entertainment business."

He then ushers Uche over to the Top 10. Okay. So I guess that's one save down.