Able? Abel. Cain was a cannibal, ate Abel, retorted "am I my brother's keeper? (burp!), got branded, then went off and shacked up with some unexplained woman from the Land of Nod. That's where humanity picked up sleep apnea.
Neanderthal descendants of the world unite!
Down with the hated oppressor Cro-Magnon!
Throw off your chains !
Celebrate Neanderthal Culture!
Bring the TV series Cavemen back on !
Cor-Magnon species superiority removed it from its rightful place on TV!
LOL