An appreciative audience....of one.
I'm narrowing down my marriage candidates.
You're on the short list.
In a binder.
But, I love you too!
#StillNoHomo
#BagsterIsAwesome
Beer Buddies?
Having just seen “happier than a bunch of lesbians at the grand opening of a tuna factory and carpet warehouse” for the first time, let me state that it was not outdone. That is an instant classic that I’ll have to remember to use when Hillary gets indicted.