You only got 4.5 years on me. I like being old. Can’t wait to get older. GET OFF MY LAWN! KEK. Course no one comes on my lawn as I live in the woods. Animals the only trespassers. Dog will catch any people.
Ya, old is cool. You can say just about anything to anybody and get away with it (mostly haha).
Just HAD to throw in the .5 dintcha.
#DurnUnrulyKids
Mears, get in here. The kids are actin' up again.
(calls in his REALLY old reinforcements)