[Melian]

I want you all to know that El Presidente Bagsteroso tried to give me the kiss off three years ago. It was a nightmare and I couldn’t sleep and I told all my friends about it.

[Defiant]

He did it to me, too! I tried to tell him #nohomo, but he persisted.

[outofsalt]

"El Presidente Bagsteroso tried to give me the kiss off three years ago."

But, but... beer for the horses! Free beer! Free? Right?

[KittenClaws]

I want you all to know that El Presidente Bagsteroso tried to give me the kiss off three years ago. It was a nightmare and I couldn’t sleep and I told all my friends about it.

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If it truly happened, my dear, sweet flake of snow, my most motherly advisement, and my most professional attitude is.....

Grow a pair! ;-)

[Larry - Moe and Curly]

“I want you all to know that El Presidente Bagsteroso tried to give me the kiss off three years ago. It was a nightmare and I couldn’t sleep and I told all my friends about it.”

#MeToo.
Larry

Moe and Curly both threw up.

[blu]

It was a nightmare

How much lettuce $$$ do you need to make this go away? Would you like to make speeches at liberal arts conclaves around the country? Have you cleaned your glasses since this "attack" supposedly happened? How old are you and at what grade level do you speak? Are you a member of the #youtoo group? LOL!