My Christmas list this year goes like this...
One B-52. In good condition.
One ground crew.
One air crew. Preferably not older than 65.
One boat load of JP8.
One full ordinance package.
One M Kehoe on nav and weps.
5.56mm
LOL! You’re ambitious, my FRiend and have a hunch you’d make things better. :^)
Major T. J. “King” Kong: Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’ concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff