[tennmountainman]

This openly gay actor will very popular in jail.

[marajade]

filing a false police report is a misd in most cases, not sure about city of chicago

[dfwgator]

This openly gay actor will very popular in jail.

Barbara : [whistles] Nice butt. That's what they'll say.

Ken Kessler : I beg your pardon?

Barbara : Nice butt. That's what they'll say on your first day, in the men's club.

Ken Kessler : The men's club?

Barbara : Mmm. The San Quentin Country Club. With a cute little rear end like that, you'll be the belle of the ball. Your dance card'll be filled every day. You'll be so popular, making all kinds of new, close friends. Big, ugly, hairy friends! Not that you'll ever see what they look like, 'cause you'll be facing the other way.

Ken Kessler : You're very good at this. You should write children's books.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

This openly gay actor will very popular in jail.

"And loving it!"