(tap tap, is this thing on?) Attention people of Earth! This is Varlock The Vicious, Supreme Ruler of The Council Of Mars! We have destroyed your puny probe! Any further attempts to invade our plant will be met with... *Buzz * *Zap;.. Hey, damnit, who cut the lights? I was broadcasting here! By the Piles of Uranus happens every damn time!
Piles? Uranus? I see what you did there.
That is truly funny...