For the ladies on this thread, *just this once* I’m posting something silly I think they’ll enjoy.
It’s a Twitter thread that starts off...
“My wife is away all week so I’m following pop culture law and serving my kids still-frozen pizza and bowls of refined sugar, with cheap whiskey in Dixie Cups. We’re all wearing burlap sacks and I’m hoping the flooding dishwasher will put the fires out. The dog has a gun.”
https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/1096877460472377345