Hmm...two homeless rednecks in ballcaps in twenty-below weather are stalking the Chicago sandwich shops carrying clothesline and bleach. And then disappearing without a trace into the night. How could anyone doubt a story like that?
Did Rahm get the wine tax raised again so that bleach and a skein(?) of clothesline is cheaper than a bottle of Night Train?
Say, did Rahm say where he was that night?