At Abbotsford airshow in about 1992 or so, there was a Russian su-27 idling on the ruwnay and I was walking by on my way out and I thought about going for a ride, but realized getting off the ground wouldn’t be real hard but the landing might be. I also realized I might make some authorities upset, so common sense won the day hah.
[a Russian Su-27 idling]
Just remember you have to think in Russian to fire the missiles.