Sleeping Beauty, Superman and Pinocchio were walking down the street together when they came to a Night Club with a sign that said, "Beauty Contest - $50,000 prize and a trophy to the winner". Sleeping Beauty said, "wait here for me, I think I can win this contest". She goes in and a short while later comes out with a trophy and $50,000 dollars in cash.
So they walk a couple of more blocks and come to another Night Club with a sign that says, "Strongest Man in the World Contest, $50,000 and a trophy to the winner. Superman says, "wait here for me I think I can win this contest. A short while later he comes out with a trophy and $50,000 in cash.
They continue walking along and soon come to another club with a sign that says, "Greatest Liar in the World Contest, $50,000 and a trophy to the winner. Pinocchio says, "wait here for me I think I can win this contest. He goes in and Sleeping Beauty and Superman are waiting and waiting and waiting when finally Pinocchio comes out with a bewildered look on his face and nothing in his hands and says, " Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?"
ROFL